Little Birds

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The puns keep comin’ in the form of knock-knocks

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Bach!
Bach who?
Bach to work!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Acid!
Acid who?
Accidentally on purpose!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Adam!
Adam who?
Adam up and tell me the total!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
C’s!
C’s who?
C’s the day!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cologne!
Cologne who?
Cologne me names won’t help!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Closure!
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you eat!